Re: privacy, http://www.internetbrands.com/privac...ighlights.html

ain't no such thing as privacy anymore. we live in a brave new obamaworld.

And baldness. Don't forget baldness. That's all Obama's fault too.

Did she say ball-less?
'S'da age'a'da metro-sexual.
Yeah.'
Datt may well be'da flim-flam man'z fault.

('Wuzz upp'in'a executive washroom'n ovaheard somedin'boudd'a hostile takeova by Walmart'n somedin'bout how we're all gonna godda dress'a liddle diff'rent.)

JJ, are you no longer doin' breath analyzers for the new recruits?

Truth-be-tol' Glenn . . I din'dink'itt wuzz workin' . . . so I blew'ind'a'itt . . . itt threw-upp, turned'n awful shade'a green'n melted like ice-cream on'a hot day.
'N'a cheaper'n catt-$hit, pencil-necked bean-counterz upp'in'a lofty tower won't spring'fer'a new one.
Dey did, howeva, sen' me a box'a'deeze:


A small box.

Amen brother.

Well, that explains a lot right there.

Uss sensitive-typez apologize proficiously Da Murph.
Whut starr, no doubt, meant'ta say wuzz Amen brethren'n cistern.
(Far be'itt from uss'da be bein' palitically inkeerect, y'know?)

It's way to easy to blame somebody else for your own misery.

Especially when he's a Muslim, Socialist, **** who wants to put
us in Fema concentration camp!

Ah, glasshoppa . . but when puhson reesponsibuh fuh much'uv said misa'ee . . . .

Starrman a-mened a brother,
but, pc would include the other.
Aye, this forum struggles with mission,
when for outrage it goes a fishin'
Should we all be taking cover?

^^ Good stuff!