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Old 12-07-2012, 08:03 AM
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Whudd'a'yuh Say To

An over-dressed Stewie?
Me'n Mary Margaret headed down'a woodz'iss mornin' so she could take leaks where all'a'd'udda crotch-sniffaz leaked.
'Noticed whut looked alot like'a Stewie'z we pulled up.

'Took'a look add'itt while I wuzz puttin'a topp upp'n it wuzz real eazy'da figure whut wuzz makin'iss Stewie look so iffy.
Diss poor car'd been covered in paste-on "moddz" widdin'n inch'uv'itt'z life.
It could'a been on'da cova'a J.C.Whitney.
Azz How-NOTT'ta-modd'yer-Stewie.
'Wuzz tempted'da comment on how'itt wuzz'a good-lookin' Miada . . but, azz'I wuzz drivin'a Miada at'da time . . I couldn't slight my ride.

'N'da dink . . . one day, not'datt long, long ago'r datt far, far away . . datt poor, embarrassed'da $hit Stewie wuzz sittin' all shiny, bran'-new on'a showroom floor.

Some people shouldn't have pet-rocks, ledd'alone Stewiez.
'N'yes. Da ruinayder'datt paid'fuh'datt poor Stewie ownz'itt. It belongz'da'dem.
(But . . dere should be'a DYFS'fuh Stewie'z. Y'know?)

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Old 12-07-2012, 08:41 AM
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Yeah, I really hate what some people do to our little roadsters. They deserve better....
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:57 AM
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^^
With that said I really dislike the "hellaflush" look. Not the slightly lowered you understand, the one's that hover just off the ground.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:28 AM
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JJ, I checked (and double checked) my Javanese dictionary.....I think we're good with the spelling. (Don't want kgf getting all upset, y'kno)
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:21 AM
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'S'okay Glenn.
Kg godd'a hold'a me'n I responded to'im.
(I dink'ee'll do damn-near anydin'da prevent me from respondin' to'im again.)
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:19 PM
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It wasnt red with blue wheels and a bunch of horrible stickers was it?
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:47 PM
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Old 12-07-2012, 06:07 PM
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So the questions was: Whudd'a'yuh Say To An over-dressed Stewie?

Same thing I would say to an under-dressed Stewie. Nothing.

My mom taught me not to talk to strange cars.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanishing Point View Post
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With that said I really dislike the "hellaflush" look. Not the slightly lowered you understand, the one's that hover just off the ground.
Don't think that I'll ever understand why someone would do that to any car....
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Old 12-08-2012, 11:12 AM
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Guyz . . yuh godda ge'cha sadisfaction where'yuh can.
Mr. Scott: the cloak'a disclaima iff'yuh'd be so kine.
I like'da follow'em ferr'a bit.
Once'a section'a rough road comez'inda view on'a big screen, I jus' soak in'da vibez'z'deir 'naddz try'da claw'deir way up inside'deir groin, 'cauze'yuh jus' know'datt dey've called down'da Mr. Scott'n ordered up maximum pucker.
Aaay . . iff'yuh can't make use'a Stewie'z ample abilitiez . . put curtainz on'a windaz'n change'da slip-coverz.
Y'know?
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