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Old 05-16-2018, 08:12 AM   #721  
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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen ****** than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:53 PM   #723  
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !
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