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Old 04-15-2012, 04:27 PM
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'@*#&in' Kid Poked Funn't Stewie!

He poked fun'n I wound upp washin'er.
'Wuzzn'due'da be washed'dil June.
'Mus'be gettin' old.

(Guess'I should be glad'ee didn' say nuthin'bout my personal hygiene . . 'r lack of.)
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Old 04-15-2012, 04:33 PM
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Pictures pls, preferably prewashed condition (car+owner).
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Java giving in to peer pressure.....never thought I would see the day!

Pics or it didn't happen.

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Don't worry
Next wash is not due until October ?

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Old 04-15-2012, 06:19 PM
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Pix in'a damarra'z daylight.
'Godda admit dough . . . . . she wuzz priddy dirdy.

Nope. Once'a year Zach.
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So I guess a detail is out of the question JJ?
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VP, frumm'da book'a JavaSpeek:
DETAILIN'-da removal'a "stuff" (See STUFF -dirt, bird droppin'z, soda canz, petrified Jiffypopp, 3 layerz'a SpeedyDry . . you know . . stuff) until such point'z whu'cher lookin' for'z been foun'.
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Pics or it never happened!!!!
Wow JJ, it's about time you washed your S. I'm sure Stewie thanked you for it!! A kid eh??
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Yeah.
You know . . short-pantz, tee-shirt, wooden clothezpinnz holdin' baseball cardz ta'izz spokez'n one'a'dem spinna beaniez: a kidd.
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can't believe you let a kid dictate your afternoon . . . . and how'd you ever let your car get THAT dirty in the first place
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i can't read a damn thing you write because you type/talk like a retard
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i can't read a damn thing you write because you type/talk like a retard
Whoa! Harshin' on the old man. If you don't like his style, don't read his ****.

(and retards around the world take offense to your comment)

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Budd'I be'choo'kin read my mine, can'cha jsen?
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Nope. Once'a year Zach.
JJ, I sure hope we're still talking about stewie here.
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Iff'itt makez'yuh feel bedda Glenn.
(Mama doan lemme go longer'n'a month'r I'm outside wit'da hoggz.)
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i can't read a damn thing you write because you type/talk like a retard

got an extra copy of Javanese to English dictionary....retail $29.95..your's for $59.95 with shipping.
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can't believe you let a kid dictate your afternoon . . . .
Yeah JJ. Maybe you should go back to that kid and show him who's boss......
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Yeah JJ. Maybe you should go back to that kid and show him who's boss......
Play nice KID!
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Nah.
'Make'a habbitt'oud'a nott pickin' onn kiddz.
('Specially whenn'ey're'a head taller'n me.)
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('Specially whenn'ey're'a head taller'n me.)
That's not saying much.......
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Play nice KID!
You've got no proof who the "kid" is or if I am even one......I don't think 26 would classify me as a kid....

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I believe I have a good educated guess. Plus if I'm double you age you're a kid.
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WINNER,WINNER,WINNER!
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time for a threadsaver (or two or three)
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i can't read a damn thing you write because you type/talk like a retard

hahahahaha...

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Budd'I be'choo'kin read my mine, can'cha jsen?


Let me guess. Was it something like this ? Or maybe this ?
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Murph'z'rigginal name wuzz Clare Voyant.

(Alright! Who'da @*#& gave beeb'da new address????)

Oh . . 'blade?
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('Godda admit, datt las'wuzz good.)
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Murph'z'rigginal name wuzz Clare Voyant.
That's Ms. Voyant to you, Java.
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found these early pics of JJ and 'blade...

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Old 04-18-2012, 03:58 AM
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Uncle.
I'm not so stoopid'z nott'ta know when'I'm out-gunned by 'blade.

But . . Glenn . . izz'itt wize, yer dinkin'att givin' bot' 'blade'n me'a new target?
'Comez unda'da headin'a Domestic Disputez Glenn. Enter't'cher own risk.


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Well JJ's out and I don't want to mess with Glenn. He looks a little scary.....

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Helloooo...someone call?



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