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Old 10-26-2009, 12:45 PM   #4441 (permalink)
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'Att'z'a 10-4.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:49 PM   #4442 (permalink)
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'Att'z'a 10

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Old 10-27-2009, 12:17 AM   #4443 (permalink)
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Damn Red.
Yer ten-eightious!
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:39 PM   #4444 (permalink)
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Ahh, jus a 10-61 is all...
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:44 PM   #4445 (permalink)
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Ah-h-h-h!
So yerr'a whippersnapper!
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:48 AM   #4446 (permalink)
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'Most forty-five hunnerd postz,
N'add'a hunnerd twelve pagez,
Stook'z wurd'sociation t'read'z
'Come one fer'da agez.

She'll may go dead in'a water,
N' be mistook fer done,
'Til some player resurrectz'er,
Idd only takez one.

So, I be taken'itt'att whippersnapper'z,
Godd'all'a yuhz stumped,
Fair, itt'z my turn'da bail yuhz,
Consider'iss bumped.
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Old 11-01-2009, 01:07 AM   #4447 (permalink)
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Happy Hollowweenies! Didn't sleep yet so it's still Halloween for me...

Been away fer a few days so I missed the good ol WA!

Consider yer selves bumped by a pumpkin...
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Old 11-01-2009, 05:36 AM   #4448 (permalink)
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Ah-h-h . . shadez'a Deliverance Red.
Bedder'da be bumped by'a pumpkin'en pumped by'a bumpkin.
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:05 PM   #4449 (permalink)
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The Grand Halloween Levee was ruined by a rancid pumpkin...
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:49 AM   #4451 (permalink)
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Ah-h-h . . shadez'a Deliverance Red.
Bedder'da be bumped by'a pumpkin'en pumped by'a bumpkin.
still roflmfao...one of the best lines ever.

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ya need a word jj.



should it be nra or el cid?
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:26 PM   #4452 (permalink)
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See'n as JJ has left th' room I'd say given those choices I'd go with NRA.

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Old 11-05-2009, 03:35 AM   #4453 (permalink)
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national recovery act.

must have been a mistake 'cause the eagle is looking right.
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:04 AM   #4454 (permalink)
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Well, beeb . . da'be perfuntly honest . . rancid = nra cid, so iff'datt'z'a recovery . . so be it.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:45 PM   #4455 (permalink)
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Dat O feller bites!
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:56 AM   #4456 (permalink)
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There'z alwayz gonna be dem'datt bitez.
Da scary part'z dem'datt elected diss hypnotiss'n would have'imm supply our sworn enemies widd'a U.S. flag'n'en help'em stomp itt inta'da mudd'n'en burn'itt, radder'n admit'att jus' maybe diss wuzz'a major, knee-jerk mistake.
'Lookz like'a Death-Wish'da America'da me.
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The country could sure use a man like Charles Bronson today...
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'Member "And then came Bronson"?
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:53 AM   #4459 (permalink)
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:05 AM   #4460 (permalink)
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'Nuff said.
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:53 AM   #4461 (permalink)
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This ones got me stuck on the fence. My thoughts have jumped til I'm now wired...
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Impaled by'da word.
Strongly adherent'ta'da last poster'z contribution as-it-were.
Izz'itt pricked by'da barb'uv'a tough entry ye be Red?
'Ppearz I be'a buck whut be stuck in'a bitt'uv'a nonsensical rut meself sayz I.
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Oyez. If it be a rut y'find yerself stuck in dare laddy, y'best be seekin the affections of a lassie...
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:19 AM   #4464 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:46 AM   #4465 (permalink)
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Itt'z 5 years I be givin' ye'ta stopp thoze effin'actionz beeb.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:25 PM   #4466 (permalink)
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topps, pretty good bubble gum. Some of them cards they put in with it weren't bad either...
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:49 AM   #4467 (permalink)
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A stuttered first reader: Sp-pot'n P-puff.
Which leadz me'da relate'a story 'bout'da demize'a one Puff'da catt:
Kid tol'a teacher'datt'da kiddz catt stuttered. Teacher said, no. Catt'z can't stutter.
Kid said mine did, 'Rottweiller jumped over inta our yard'n all'da cat got out before'da Rottweiler ate'imm wuzz f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.
'N'att'z'da way'itt wuzz Red.
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f-f-f-far out man...

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N' wunt'cha say'datt we'd be far bedder off (n' only slightly overdue) fer one'a beeb'z eye-candy picturez? Where'izz ol' beeb anyway? Where'z kg fer'datt madder? (No. Never mind. Itt'z bedder we don't know. He'z worse'n Carmen San@*#&in'Diego.)
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ye can dye yer hair but at our ages, what difference does it make? might as well wear a bad rug. that last one was one of red's girls--just a repeat--i kinda liked it. i am just gatherin' nuts and changin' oil and mowin'. weather is still nice here in the swamp even if it is gettin' to be late november. i am hidin' out, gone sorta underground, but not in the witness protection program just yet. you wouldn't recognize me. the top is down. i'm tryin' to get my mods list together and tryin' to write the story of my latest kill as i pulled some lengths while tryin' to decide if i want to turbo- or super- charge bb, if ya gets my drift. i'll try to stay in touch.

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Well Red, itt 'peerz'att ol' beeb'z been resupplied from uncle Abner'z still (n' uncle Abner'z 'shine'z godd'a kick like Cap'n Kirk'z fazerz set on high-stun).
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Ar-r-r-r-r! Tuns be the gran'sire's'a keggs'n keggs're near'n dear'ta me ol' 'eart they be.
'Att be'a soul-touchin' picture ye be sharin'wi' us Red.
A minute'a silence'n conn-temm-playshun be's in order sayz I.
'Be'a tear you've brought'ta this ol' sea-doggz eye y'have matey.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:11 AM   #4474 (permalink)
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check your skeg lest your prop wash you in ignominy.
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Igg . . . . iggna . . . . iggno . . . can ye be sayin'att here beeb?
'Hadd me some boardz'n'ey all be havin' skegz'ey did.
But . . itt'd be'a shame-faced lie I'd be tellin' ye iff'ey had anythin'a be doin'wi' igg . . . iggna . . iggno . . .
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'Dunno which particular orifice yuh hadd'inn mind sailor, budd'I ain't lookin' upp'a thesaurus'z anything!
'J'ever see'da size'a'da @*#&in' teeth onn'oze dingz?
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jew hear? unc' rufus et the 'possum auntie maude baked for pre-thanksgivin' an' got the food poisonin'. i think it wuz the sweet 'taters. ol' possum is a heap better 'an ol ' tough thesaurus

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Dat appears t'be cajun possum. Sho is blackened...

An here's yer possum pie fer desert. Mmmmm...

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