Zen and the art of driving - Page 2

CA Blue · 02-07-2010, 08:54 PM

Absolutely fascinating thread, but way over my head. Help!

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

I can understand wanting to be warm, happy, and Zennin, but *fuzzy*??

Ya know, what was I THINKIN"? "FUZZY"........HUH...........

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

java: PITA = Pain In The Arse

NOT to be confused with PETA.........

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CA Blue

Absolutely fascinating thread, but way over my head. Help!

Well, Blue, not to be confused with BLEU....Heaven forbid!!.........we are always pleased to provide entertainment, confusion, and HELP when necessary.

Dr. Jimbo · 02-08-2010, 11:00 AM

Sorry, Java made me do it.

I'm a

WISE-

RMurphy · 02-08-2010, 11:04 AM

I could have gone many happy years without seeing that.

Java Junky · 02-08-2010, 11:38 AM

Shee-itt Doc!
I jus' got done payin' ferr'da therapy sessionz from'da las' time you posted'att!

Blue?
I like'ta refer'ta'a thread like'diss'z'a "free-style" thread.
Iff'yer gettin' 'bout every 4th'r 5th word . . yer doon'z well'z anybody else.

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Java Junky

I like'ta refer'ta'a thread like'diss'z'a "free-style" thread.
Iff'yer gettin' 'bout every 4th'r 5th word . . yer doon'z well'z anybody else.

Sorda like reading stream of consciousness literature eg: James Joyce Ulysses....

Dr. Jimbo · 02-08-2010, 12:37 PM

Sorry Murph. I normally wear board shorts. I did this as a joke when my wife and I were in the Yucatan last year. I know, it's painful.

s2000isu · 02-08-2010, 12:42 PM

I like to choke myself until im just about to pass out.

s2000isu · 02-08-2010, 12:43 PM

And am I gay for clicking the thumbnail to make it larger?

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

Sorry Murph. I normally wear board shorts. I did this as a joke when my wife and I were in the Yucatan last year. I know, it's painful.

HOLY S $ * T... DOC, that's REALLY YOU! UUUUGHHHH!

GROSS! If that is what you do on the Yucatan I sure hope you never go to the French Riviera and post photos of your antics there.

Java Junky · 02-08-2010, 01:31 PM

Who you kiddin' isu?
Everybody likez'ta choke you until you're jus' about't pass out.

(I kidd'ja 'cauze I like yer Miata.)

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by s2000isu

I like to choke myself until im just about to pass out.

I know this is a family friendly board, so I hesitate to ask, exactly what part of your anatomy you are chokin' isu old friend?........

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by s2000isu

And am I gay for clicking the thumbnail to make it larger?

Ahhh, not necessarily, you could just be WIERD........or a masochist......or a glutton for punishment............or a voyeur, or GAY!..not that there is anything wrong with that.........some of my best friends are gay..............

DAMN U isu, I HATE YOU! ......I never thought of it before, but now I clicked on the damn thumbnail,............

TheSoundMan21 · 02-08-2010, 01:54 PM

is that a chick with a bad hair cut?

ps your just lucky you wernt around for when it was his avatar pic.... good lord

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSoundMan21

is that a chick with a bad hair cut?

ps your just lucky you wernt around for when it was his avatar pic.... good lord

There is a God in heaven!!

RMurphy · 02-08-2010, 05:44 PM

Oh boy. This thread has gone insane!!

Pab: I don't even want to know why you asked ISU what he's choking. Prurient interest? Yikes!!

Java: You are just encouraging the insanity!

Jimbo: While you have a stature of which you need not be ashamed, if I could make one comment: thongs are not attractive on men. If you are going to walk down that road, you need to have the 'nads to go the full monty (and it would look better). Otherwise, stick to the board shorts, dude. Oh... and we can tell you are normally in board shorts because of the tan lines.

Not that I looked that closely or anything.

Dr. Jimbo · 02-08-2010, 06:20 PM

I got them when we were in the Outer Banks a couple of years ago. All day in the water body surfing - chafe happens. I wore those under my board shorts so I could walk (I was walking like a guy that had been riding a horse all day (I know, TMI)). I brought them to the Yucatan and put them under my board shorts and dropped my drawers to surprise my wife and make her laugh. It worked.

Yup, I'm a wise-ass.

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

Oh boy. This thread has gone insane!!

Pab: I don't even want to know why you asked ISU what he's choking. Prurient interest? Yikes!!

Idle curiosity?..........LOL, LOL.........

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

dropped my drawers to surprise my wife and make her laugh. It worked.

Yup, I'm a wise-ass.

Yes Doc you are........and it made us laugh too...thanks.........

AND, I could not help but notice that the words under your avatar state"

"Top always down".........

Apparently, so is your BOTTOM.............

RMurphy · 02-08-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

All day in the water body surfing - chafe happens. I wore those under my board shorts so I could walk...

Ah!

Note to self: the cute guys down at the beach in the board shorts are probably *not* going commando style. Darn. Fantasy ruined.

Thanks Jimbo.

RealJoKeR · 02-08-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RMurphy

Nah. He's much more entertaining this way. In real life, he's actually mostly normal, although he does have a strange and unnatural interest in owning a right hand drive S2000. And he wears shirts with lots of cuss words on them.

IM TRULY IN LOVE W/THIS WOMAN!!! & I SWEAR IT WAS LAUNDRY DAY!!!! ps....YOU ARE WAY,WAY,WAY,WAY MORE AWESOME IN REAL LIFE ALSO BABE!!!

Pablo · 02-08-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RealJoKeR

IM TRULY IN LOVE W/THIS WOMAN!!! & I SWEAR IT WAS LAUNDRY DAY!!!! ps....YOU ARE WAY,WAY,WAY,WAY MORE AWESOME IN REAL LIFE ALSO BABE!!!

What's am old guy on the right coast to say to that? ............We can only imagine!

RMurphy · 02-09-2010, 07:40 AM

^^ I can just say I'm glad RJ and the ballast have met and are on good terms because otherwise I would have some explaining to do.

RJ means "love" in a friendly kind of way, I assure you. RJ is very in love (Love with a capital L) with his wife. Just ask him sometime, and watch his eyes. Even if your eyes are old and clouded with cataracts you can see it and it's quite beautiful.

Neil · 02-09-2010, 08:13 AM

. Even if your eyes are old and clouded with cataracts you can see it and it's quite beautiful.[/quote]

You certainly have a way with words Murph.................lol

Pablo · 02-09-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RealJoKeR

IM TRULY IN LOVE W/THIS WOMAN!!! & I SWEAR IT WAS LAUNDRY DAY!!!! ps....YOU ARE WAY,WAY,WAY,WAY MORE AWESOME IN REAL LIFE ALSO BABE!!!

AHHHHH, misunderstood AGAIN! Murf I was NOT referring to his stated "love" , (don't care about that), but rather lamenting the fact that this awesome, and obviously erudite woman is 2000 miles away on the left coast and it we wold be unlikely that we would ever meet!

Pablo · 02-09-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Neil

. Even if your eyes are old and clouded with cataracts you can see it and it's quite beautiful.

You certainly have a way with words Murph.................lol[/quote]

Murf is quite the word smith ain't she!

RMurphy · 02-09-2010, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

...but rather lamenting the fact that this awesome, and obviously erudite woman is 2000 miles away on the left coast and it we wold be unlikely that we would ever meet!

Well there is always Honda Homecoming.

One never knows. I have family in NJ and outside of Boston so I do visit the east coast for family stuff every so often.

And I think perhaps we are overstating things in the use of the term erudite in reference to me. But thanks! I'll take the compliments any way I can get 'em.

Dr. Jimbo · 02-09-2010, 10:23 AM

Board shorts = commando

(unless someone is pulling a funny)
((and I'm not talking about isu))

BTW, sorry about jacking the thread Pablo
(again, I'm not talking about isu)

Sorry isu, you set yourself up for this one.

Pablo · 02-09-2010, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

Board shorts = commando
BTW, sorry about jacking the thread Pablo

No prob Doc........it's all good..........love your double entendres!

Dr. Jimbo · 02-09-2010, 11:22 AM

"entendres" - I hope that's not French for "buttocks"

Java Junky · 02-09-2010, 01:31 PM

Nah Doc.
Iff'itt wuzz, itt would'a been'a crack.

batguano · 02-09-2010, 01:40 PM

Great link. Thanks Pablo.

Pablo · 02-09-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by batguano

Great link. Thanks Pablo.

BAT! How the hell are ya! Great to hear form ya! You doin' wake the Dragon this year? Hope you are well! I would like to go to Deal's Gap at least one more time B4 I take the long dirt nap. I'd like to drag JJ along with me too!

RealJoKeR · 02-09-2010, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

I would like to go to Deal's Gap at least one more time B4 I take the long dirt nap.

HEY HEY!!! THERE WILL NEVER BE TALK LIKE THIS!!!! NEVEREVEREVER!!! LEAST OF ALL YOU!!! ALL THAT WISDOM & YOU SPEAK OF THE 'END' LIKE A KID!?! STOP IT!!!.......ok, im good now

carry on with the sarcasm!!!!.....oh shit!! i forgot my caps!!!!

Pablo · 02-09-2010, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RealJoKeR

HEY HEY!!! THERE WILL NEVER BE TALK LIKE THIS!!!! NEVEREVEREVER!!! LEAST OF ALL YOU!!! ALL THAT WISDOM & YOU SPEAK OF THE 'END' LIKE A KID!?! STOP IT!!!.......

RJ, lighten up my friend. In the Buddhist tradition death is just another part of the journey, no biggie..........we are alive, therefore we will die.

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Originally Posted by RealJoKeR

ok, im good now

carry on with the sarcasm!!!!.....oh shit!! i forgot my caps!!!!

HUMMM, no caps, what a shame........

....

BTW, RJ, I've changed my opinion of you.........you really do appear to be a cool, sane, albeit somewhat sarcastic, fellow. I like sarcasm, especially when I am aware of it......And by the way, Murf's character reference had NOTHING to do with my revised opinion.

It think it was the avatar actually. that had undue influence on me.........it is a bit malevolent looking. I should know better than judge on appearance, especially when that appearance is an avatar.

RealJoKeR · 02-10-2010, 01:25 PM

WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR......BTW, ARE YOU A BUDDIST??? I ONLY ASK BCUZ IF YOU'VE SEEN 'ANGER MANAGEMENT' THN YOU'D LAUGH TOO WHEN YOU SEE/HEAR A REFERENCE TO BUDDHA!!! IM JUST SAYIN'

Java Junky · 02-10-2010, 02:33 PM

'Speakin'a avatarz . . pab ol' buddy . . 'fraid'yer avatar'z been recalled.

Dr. Jimbo · 02-10-2010, 03:08 PM

I could change my avatar again. No, no no, those were dark days. Sorry all of you that had to see my ass over and over and over.

RealJoKeR · 02-10-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Jimbo

I could change my avatar again. No, no no, those were dark days. Sorry all of you that had to see my ass over and over and over.

ANDOVERANDOVERANDOVERANDOVER.........PS DOC......I MIGHT BE THE ONLY 1 WHO DIDNT ENLARGE THE PIC,THX AGAIN!!

02-08-2010, 11:04 AM	#45 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 761	I could have gone many happy years without seeing that. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

02-08-2010, 11:38 AM	#46 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	Shee-itt Doc! I jus' got done payin' ferr'da therapy sessionz from'da *las'* time you posted'att! Blue? I like'ta refer'ta'a thread like'diss'z'a "free-style" thread. Iff'yer gettin' 'bout every 4th'r 5th word . . yer doon'z well'z anybody else. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-08-2010, 12:37 PM	#48 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,742	Sorry Murph. I normally wear board shorts. I did this as a joke when my wife and I were in the Yucatan last year. I know, it's painful. __________________

02-08-2010, 12:42 PM	#49 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,745	I like to choke myself until im just about to pass out. __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

02-08-2010, 12:43 PM	#50 (permalink)
s2000isu Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: pa Posts: 1,745	And am I gay for clicking the thumbnail to make it larger? __________________ S2kx2: "paint it pink! Or better yet buy a Miata" 2001 Vortech SC 12.8 at 111 miles per hour

02-07-2010, 08:54 PM	#41 (permalink)
CA Blue Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 97	Absolutely fascinating thread, but way over my head. Help!

02-08-2010, 01:31 PM	#52 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	Who you kiddin' isu? *Everybody* likez'ta choke you until you're jus' about't pass out. (I kidd'ja 'cauze I like yer Miata.) __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-08-2010, 05:44 PM	#57 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 761	Oh boy. This thread has gone insane!! Pab: I don't even want to know why you asked ISU what he's choking. Prurient interest? Yikes!! Java: You are just encouraging the insanity! Jimbo: While you have a stature of which you need not be ashamed, if I could make one comment: thongs are not attractive on men. If you are going to walk down that road, you need to have the 'nads to go the full monty (and it would look better). Otherwise, stick to the board shorts, dude. Oh... and we can tell you are normally in board shorts because of the tan lines. Not that I looked that closely or anything. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

02-08-2010, 06:20 PM	#58 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,742	I got them when we were in the Outer Banks a couple of years ago. All day in the water body surfing - chafe happens. I wore those under my board shorts so I could walk (I was walking like a guy that had been riding a horse all day (I know, TMI)). I brought them to the Yucatan and put them under my board shorts and dropped my drawers to surprise my wife and make her laugh. It worked. Yup, I'm a wise-ass. __________________

02-09-2010, 07:40 AM	#64 (permalink)
RMurphy 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Playa del Rey (LA area), CA Posts: 761	^^ I can just say I'm glad RJ and the ballast have met and are on good terms because otherwise I would have some explaining to do. RJ means "love" in a friendly kind of way, I assure you. RJ is very in love (Love with a capital L) with his wife. Just ask him sometime, and watch his eyes. Even if your eyes are old and clouded with cataracts you can see it and it's quite beautiful. __________________ ~~ RMurphy Playa del Rey, CA 2007 Rio Yellow Pearl sifo MODS: Rio Yellow Pearl bra and panties with CAI.

02-09-2010, 08:13 AM	#65 (permalink)
Neil Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,458	. Even if your eyes are old and clouded with cataracts you can see it and it's quite beautiful.[/quote] You certainly have a way with words Murph.................lol

02-09-2010, 10:23 AM	#69 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,742	Board shorts = commando (unless someone is pulling a funny) ((and I'm not talking about isu)) BTW, sorry about jacking the thread Pablo (again, I'm not talking about isu) Sorry isu, you set yourself up for this one. __________________ Last edited by Dr. Jimbo; 02-09-2010 at 10:26 AM.

02-09-2010, 11:22 AM	#71 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,742	"entendres" - I hope that's not French for "buttocks" __________________

02-09-2010, 01:31 PM	#72 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	Nah Doc. Iff'itt wuzz, itt would'a been'a crack. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-09-2010, 01:40 PM	#73 (permalink)
batguano Andiamo Veloce Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Grittsburg NC Posts: 583	Great link. Thanks Pablo. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nikola Tesla,I salute you.

02-10-2010, 01:25 PM	#77 (permalink)
RealJoKeR Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: pasadena,ca Posts: 289	WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR......BTW, ARE YOU A BUDDIST??? I ONLY ASK BCUZ IF YOU'VE SEEN 'ANGER MANAGEMENT' THN YOU'D LAUGH TOO WHEN YOU SEE/HEAR A REFERENCE TO BUDDHA!!! IM JUST SAYIN' __________________ Originally Posted by RMurphy You know, we sit low enough in the S that no one can see what you are or aren't wearing anyway. I say we all go topless this summer!

02-10-2010, 02:33 PM	#78 (permalink)
Java Junky Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Joisey Posts: 6,402	'Speakin'a avatarz . . pab ol' buddy . . 'fraid'yer avatar'z been recalled. __________________ In life-long pursuit of that most mythic of beasts: the ever-elusive perfect corner. Well . . . that, r' at least a whole lodda clear spin-out room.

02-10-2010, 03:08 PM	#79 (permalink)
Dr. Jimbo Top Always Down Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Barbara, Ca. Posts: 1,742	I could change my avatar again. No, no no, those were dark days. Sorry all of you that had to see my ass over and over and over. __________________

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